Three male dogs come across a beautiful female poodle.
After getting tired of being stared at she approaches the three dogs and
says, „Whoever can use the words ‚liver‘ and ‚cheese‘ most creatively in a
sentence can go out with me.
The first dog, a Labrador, says „I love liver and cheese.“
The poodle shakes her head in disgust.
The second dog, a Terrier mix says, „I hate liver and cheese.“
The poodle just groans in disbelief of the poor attempts.
The third dog, a Chihuahua says, „Liver alone, Cheese mine“